Declaration: The Klingon Institute of Cultural Exchange
Meddelande från The Klingon Institute of Cultural Exchange:
Hello humans! tlhlngan maH!(we are Klingons!)
The Klingon Institute of Cultural Exchange demand your presence at our Terra-Friendly© presentation of Klingon culture and customs at Turteatern on Terra, Alpha Quadrant, coordinates 1.23N 2.79W.
You will get the possibility to try cuisine, listen to opera, and a chance to acquire useful lifesaving tips in your everyday interaction with Klingons and Klingon customs, so that you may plan your holiday to our great empire and the First City on Qo’noS without risking any discomfort and/or premature death.
This live-act presentation is brought to you by the tourist department of the Klingon high council. Go to www.VisitQonoS.com for more information.
peqIm tera’nganpu’! tlhlngan maH!
tera’ngan HeghmoHbe’bogh© ’ej tlhIngan meHghem tIghmey je bopbogh muchmaj’e’ bolegh ’e’ ra’ tlhIngan meHghem noymoHmeH yejHaD.
pa’ tlhIngan Soj bowaHlaH ’ej taHmeH De’ lI’ boghojlaH; vaj wo’maj DunDaq SughIQchugh Subaw’ ’ej lengmeyraj ghangbe’ Heghmey bonabpu’be’bogh.
ghe’naQHom much SuchwI’ ngelmeH tum’e’ loHbogh tlhIngan yejquv.
latlh De’ boghojmeH, www.VisitQonoS.com yInaw’!
